Buying a Home in 10 Emojis
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by Jamohl DeWald
- July 19, 2023
- Buying Real Estate, First Time Homebuyer
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Whether cozy and quaint or luxurious and grand, We’ll find you a home that suits your unique short-term and long-term needs. Send us a message to understand your options and kickstart the buying process today.
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As a first-time homebuyer, you embark on a rollercoaster ride of emotions, a thrilling journey into the world of mortgages, inspections, and endless paperwork. It’s like going on a blind date with a house, not knowing if it’s a long-term commitment or a costly mistake.
You become an expert at decoding real estate jargon, transforming “charming fixer-upper” into “money pit with ‘character.'” You find yourself obsessing over paint swatches and debating the importance of a walk-in closet versus a backyard big enough for a pet dinosaur.
And just when you think you’ve found “the one,” a bidding war erupts, turning your dream into a desperate game of Monopoly. But hey, it’s not all stress and tears. There’s the joy of holding those shiny keys, the satisfaction of knowing you’re a homeowner, and the sheer delight of not having to explain your decorating choices to a landlord. So buckle up buttercup, brave first-time homebuyer, and get ready for the wild ride of nesting, nesting, and more nesting!
Brought to you by Jamohl and Lacee DeWald, first time homebuyer specialists.
If you are thinking about buying or selling real estate in Portland, Beaverton, Tigard, Hillsboro, Aloha and surrounding areas, let us help guide you!

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